you will not really die

ugly

the flabby yellow goose skinned herds eat garbage fed them from plastic bowls and sip gassy sludge from styrofoam cups

the nauseous little fat children grab at sugar and salt and sugar and salt, tearing at their mothers, begging, crying, pleading at their mothers, see me feed me see me feed me

feed me

the stench of sweat, the vapid cattle eyes, the redundant flesh, feeding and buying and feeding and buying and feeding and feeding and feeding and feeding

feed me feed me

houses and cars filled with junk, pictures on screens feeding us junk, news in the papers and the TVs unloading all the junk

read the newspapers read the newspapers, this all concerns you, the war in iraq and the hurricane in honduras and the falling euro all concern you

blue jeans microwaves blue jeans microwaves blue jeans

unnecessary but important unnecessary but important, stop thinking, stop being sad, it is unnecessary, but it is important for you

this will all save you

poverty is nothing, misery is nothing, disaster, war, famine, genocide, they are all a matter of indifference to us

luxury is the reward for hard work

reserve your strong opinions for Brangelina and Lindsay Lohan and Oprah

the rest is insignificant

you can be happy forever, you can hold off, you can keep time at bay, you can save yourself, guard yourself, hide yourself, sink yourself, attach yourself, lose yourself, submerge yourself

in Spiderman 3

in Shrek 4 in 3-D

in Sex and the City 2

in Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter

in Len Deighton

in The Da Vinci Code

in Lost

in U2

in E!

in the Celtics, the Broncos, the Nuggets, the Cowboys, the Cavaliers, the the the the

people don’t really die, they just get clicked away because they bore us

terrible things can be turned off when they bore us

terror terror terror, the terror of life, the waste the humiliation, the ugliness of life bores us

it bores the shit out of us

change the channel, go to the mall, feed feed feed, buy buy buy

your country is beautiful, your flag is beautiful, you love your flag and your country, it is sacred

your country can kick balls in goals and throw balls in hoops

love your country, love your country’s balls and goals and hoops

love your country’s guns love your country’s guns love your country’s guns, they make you stronger, they make your better, guns make you tougher

wear clothes, bury your face in make-up

you’re worth it

you’re you

you’re real

you’re what’s important

do what’s right for you

do what you love

find something you love to do, something you’re passionate about

life is short you have to live it up

life is short, but you look so young

it’s only how old you feel you are

it’s how old you are on the inside

it’s your biological age not your chronological age

forty is the new thirty forty is the new thirty forty is the new thirty forty is the new thirty

the Bachelorette can find true love

the Bachelor can find true love

they made a connection

there was a connection

the chemistry was there

they are happy

you are happy

real love

find real love

soulmate

there’s somebody out there for you

everybody has somebody meant for them

he’s meant for you

she’s meant for you

be happy

feedfeedfeedfeedfeedfeedfeed

detox botox detox botox detox botox

be happy

buybuybuybuybuy

happiness not included

your dreams can come true

you can make your dreams reality

buy the book that will teach you how to be happy and rich

you can do it

anyone can do it

he did it

so you can do it too

everything is possible

go get life

grab life

grab life, clutch life, live your life

go to the gym

work on cardio

take care with the carbs

polyunsaturated fats

omega 3

fish pills fish pills fish pills

transfats transfats transfats

discuss discuss discuss current affairs

weigh the situation in Liberia

what can be done for Liberia?

talk to people, explain to people, tell people everything, talk talk talk, don’t stop, talk

meet up, catch up, have coffee, touch base, ask what they are doing

ask what they are doing now

coffee sip

ask what they’ve been doing lately

coffee sip

ask them how it’s going

muffin bite

compare their lives to yours

bathroom trip

stay in touch stay in touch stay in touch

kiss-sound cheek-touch leave

you need the new iPhone, there’s a new one, you need it, yours is old, like you, you and your iPhone are old, you need the new one, you need the young one, you need the new model, it will make you young, and relevant, and connected

the new iPhone is the new you

you belong, young belong, you belong

go where others go, do what others do, wear what others wear, don’t fall out, don’t fall out, it’s terrible outside

there’s war and famine and disease and poverty and nothing outside

life is boring and empty and hollow outside

your life is full, keep your life filled to the brim, fill your life up and keep it full and keep feeding it

watch Friends when you’re down, watch How I Met Your Mother

stay inside, stay inside, fight tooth and nail to stay inside the circle prepared for you

look after your teeth and nails, paint them the right color, grow them to the appropriate length, buy a magazine to follow instructions, buy it every month and follow the instructions, buy the magazine every month, follow the instructions follow the instructions every month, follow

download the instructions in a podcast, there is a podcast for you, download it to your iPhone, not that iPhone, the new one, the young one, the cool one, download it to that

upload apps, get apps, download, upload, use apps, get new apps

give compliments receive compliments give compliments receive compliments

iPad, Kindle, Playstation, ATV, SUV, Wii, Mach III, HDTV, 3D HDTV, 3D 3D 3D more real more real, more like real life, it’s so real

there’s never time for anything, isn’t life so busy? so much to do, so many places to see, so many people to meet

I’d love to go to Barcelona, I’m so jealous you’re in Barcelona, I can’t believe you’re in Barcelona, there’s this really cool place in Barcelona, you should go to this really cool little place in Barcelona that hardly anyone knows but that I know because I’ve been to Barcelona, I’ve been to Barcelona, I too have been to Barcelona

I really LOVE Barcelona, Gaudi, Picasso, Gaudi, Picasso, Gaudi, Picasso, Museum, Gaudi, Picasso + Gaudi + really cool place you know in Barcelona + this friend you have in Barcelona + plane ticket = Barcelona

go to the big things you should go to, go to the world cup, go to the olympics, go to cirque du soleil, they are amazing, they are once in a lifetime, they are once in a lifetime, they are special and once in a lifetime

see places see places see places, see people, see faces, see people, see faces, and places

where do people go? go there, go somewhere else, go where nobody you know goes, tell them about it

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Vietnam is amazing, India is amazing, Patagonia is amazing

Bhutan Bhutan Bhutan

they are amazing

the food and the beaches and the temples and the history and the mountains and the people and the cities and the food and the people and the temples and the history

it is all amazing

when you travel you are happy, you are leaving old and you are going to new, happiness is leaving, when you travel you are alive, new equals alive, new equals real, new equals relevant, when you get there you have to go somewhere else, you have to keep going to be happy, don’t stay there, you can’t stay there, you will regret it, go go go, happiness is change, happiness is change, happiness is change

quick, go, leave, before you die

change and be happy change and be happy, change your surroundings, you will be happy and beautiful and young and alive

you are alive, you are alive, you are alive

you are relevant, you are relevant, you are relevant

google you google you google you google you

update status upload photo update status upload photo update status upload photo

the people, they see you, they love you, they talk about you, they read you, they talk about you, they talk about you, they look at you, they look at you, they can see you, they can see you

they hate you they hate you they hate you

they love you they love you they love you

there is cream for that, there is ointment for that, there are remedies for those, you don’t have to be old, you don’t have to be old, you don’t have to look like that

you can buy things for that

you don’t have to be old

buy the cream for that, you don’t have to be old

you never have to be old

God hears you, God sees you, God loves you, God knows you, there is a meaning to all this, you have a soul, you have a spirit, you will live for ever in a magic place forever, if you do well you will be rewarded

if you do well you will be rewarded if you do well you will be rewarded

you are important

if you don’t eat an animal you will save the earth

if you don’t fight you will make a difference, if we are all responsible we will make a difference

recycle recycle recycle

you will save the earth

you will be absolved of the sins of mankind

you will save the earth

ride a bicycle and you will save the earth

you are a hero you are a hero you are a hero

next generations, next generations, babies, babies, children children, future future future, make the future with babies, raise babies, love babies, love babies

i love you i love you i love you

you will not really die

you will not really die

you will not really die

you

will

not

really

die.