Left: Planet Earth (as seen from Earth)
Massive hurricanes, super tornadoes, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, El Nino, floods, mudslides, mass extinction of species... each and every one of us is all too aware of the horrendous and tragic calamities befalling planet earth each day as a direct consequence of the effects of global warming and climate change. The good news is, all of those problems can be solved if we throw tons of money at them. But how do we begin? What can we do? Where do we send our much needed donations? Well, every great journey begins with a single modest step. So take that first step, dig deep into your pockets, and send me as much money as you can so I can then donate that money to all the relevant and absolutely legitimate earth-saving charities and organizations around the world.
I know I know, this looks like another one of those websites that ask you for money. Well, this is not one of those! Ok, yes, technically I am asking you for money on a website, but it's only so I can donate that money to worldwide relief organizations that are dear to my heart. Take my word for it, this is different. When it comes to getting your money to the right people, I'm your guy. I've done the research, I know what's legit. Whether it be organizations like the Center for Overhauling Nature (CON), or Living In Ecology (LIE), or one of my favorites, Seeking Conservation Answers for Mother (SCAM) Earth, there are plenty of organizations out there which I can donate money to on your behalf and which definitely do exist. These organizations that I certainly didn't just make up off the top of my head are so legitimate that they can't even be Googled, because they are so committed to their non-profit credentials that they don't even want to be listed on a major search engine like Google that relies on advertising for close to 90% of its annual revenue. That should prove to you the legitimacy of these 100% real organizations that are obviously in it for no reason other than to save the earth and humankind, and which, like I said, exist for sure.
But what if you don't have any money to spare for all those worthwhile charities? No matter! Why not donate clothes instead, preferably size L t-shirts and size 32-33 pants along with size 43 shoes, though 42 1/2 would be ideal... or even Adidas sneakers, because some people really like Adidas? It could be literally anything, even tennis rackets could help save the environment! Anyone with a Head Ti titanium series mid-plus L5 with 4 1/2 inch grip, say, would be more than welcome to donate. Or what about donating your old computer, something a bit bigger than an HP Mini 110 netbook, preferably an old Macbook Pro? Seriously, there are any number of things you can donate to charity through me: two movie tickets to see Skyfall, Kindle gift cards from Amazon, your old iPhone 4S or iPad 2, maybe a Playstation, dinner for two at any fancy Istanbul restaurant, plane tickets anywhere from Istanbul, a larger fridge, a counter-top oven, maybe even a new duvet, something thin and light that breathes well, perhaps 85% goose down and 15% feather, with a tog range of say 4.5 to 8, something that could save someone a long and expensive cab ride out to IKEA or Habitat? Seriously, you could donate anything! It's a small price to save the earth, so start looking around the house to see what you can give to me so I can pass it on to charity, but maybe send me a photo first so I can tell you if charity could actually use what you're going to send them because I know exactly what charity needs and what charity doesn't need. For example, try not to send any flannel shirts, because I think charity has enough flannel shirts as it is, and might even be considering giving away some of its own flannel shirts... oh, but of course they're going to give them away, they're charity! Silly me!
Two things charity really likes are old books and even food that's just sitting in your fridge and which you're not eating but which hasn't gone bad yet either. Charity could definitely use those. Charity will read and eat virtually anything. Also, now that I think of it, socks and underwear are also always appreciated by charity, as is gym membership anywhere near Istiklal avenue in Beyoglu, Istanbul, for example.
Our fragile planet is in dire straits. We can't just wait for the next Hurricane Sandy to come along before we take action. Let's not just sit around till the polar bears are dead and gone, or until we deplete our planet's last remaining tropical rainforests. It's time to take action NOW. All you need to do is write an email to john_peters344@yahoo.com and we will send you our account details at the First National Bank of Nigeria so you can begin donating today! My Nigerian associates John Peters and Michael Edwards guarantee that your donations will be partly channeled directly to me via an anonymous private savings account at a major Turkish bank, and partly through various Nigerian environmental NGOs, all of which will be passed on to all the relevant earth-saving environmentalist charities around the world in due course! If you're not planning on donating money but are planning on donating any of the items I mentioned above like clothes or food or tennis rackets, then send an email to wowtag-bon8@hotmail.com so I can provide you with contact information concerning the name and address where you can send your donations.
Do NOT try to contact me directly!
Massive hurricanes, super tornadoes, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, El Nino, floods, mudslides, mass extinction of species... each and every one of us is all too aware of the horrendous and tragic calamities befalling planet earth each day as a direct consequence of the effects of global warming and climate change. The good news is, all of those problems can be solved if we throw tons of money at them. But how do we begin? What can we do? Where do we send our much needed donations? Well, every great journey begins with a single modest step. So take that first step, dig deep into your pockets, and send me as much money as you can so I can then donate that money to all the relevant and absolutely legitimate earth-saving charities and organizations around the world.
I know I know, this looks like another one of those websites that ask you for money. Well, this is not one of those! Ok, yes, technically I am asking you for money on a website, but it's only so I can donate that money to worldwide relief organizations that are dear to my heart. Take my word for it, this is different. When it comes to getting your money to the right people, I'm your guy. I've done the research, I know what's legit. Whether it be organizations like the Center for Overhauling Nature (CON), or Living In Ecology (LIE), or one of my favorites, Seeking Conservation Answers for Mother (SCAM) Earth, there are plenty of organizations out there which I can donate money to on your behalf and which definitely do exist. These organizations that I certainly didn't just make up off the top of my head are so legitimate that they can't even be Googled, because they are so committed to their non-profit credentials that they don't even want to be listed on a major search engine like Google that relies on advertising for close to 90% of its annual revenue. That should prove to you the legitimacy of these 100% real organizations that are obviously in it for no reason other than to save the earth and humankind, and which, like I said, exist for sure.
But what if you don't have any money to spare for all those worthwhile charities? No matter! Why not donate clothes instead, preferably size L t-shirts and size 32-33 pants along with size 43 shoes, though 42 1/2 would be ideal... or even Adidas sneakers, because some people really like Adidas? It could be literally anything, even tennis rackets could help save the environment! Anyone with a Head Ti titanium series mid-plus L5 with 4 1/2 inch grip, say, would be more than welcome to donate. Or what about donating your old computer, something a bit bigger than an HP Mini 110 netbook, preferably an old Macbook Pro? Seriously, there are any number of things you can donate to charity through me: two movie tickets to see Skyfall, Kindle gift cards from Amazon, your old iPhone 4S or iPad 2, maybe a Playstation, dinner for two at any fancy Istanbul restaurant, plane tickets anywhere from Istanbul, a larger fridge, a counter-top oven, maybe even a new duvet, something thin and light that breathes well, perhaps 85% goose down and 15% feather, with a tog range of say 4.5 to 8, something that could save someone a long and expensive cab ride out to IKEA or Habitat? Seriously, you could donate anything! It's a small price to save the earth, so start looking around the house to see what you can give to me so I can pass it on to charity, but maybe send me a photo first so I can tell you if charity could actually use what you're going to send them because I know exactly what charity needs and what charity doesn't need. For example, try not to send any flannel shirts, because I think charity has enough flannel shirts as it is, and might even be considering giving away some of its own flannel shirts... oh, but of course they're going to give them away, they're charity! Silly me!
Two things charity really likes are old books and even food that's just sitting in your fridge and which you're not eating but which hasn't gone bad yet either. Charity could definitely use those. Charity will read and eat virtually anything. Also, now that I think of it, socks and underwear are also always appreciated by charity, as is gym membership anywhere near Istiklal avenue in Beyoglu, Istanbul, for example.
Our fragile planet is in dire straits. We can't just wait for the next Hurricane Sandy to come along before we take action. Let's not just sit around till the polar bears are dead and gone, or until we deplete our planet's last remaining tropical rainforests. It's time to take action NOW. All you need to do is write an email to john_peters344@yahoo.com and we will send you our account details at the First National Bank of Nigeria so you can begin donating today! My Nigerian associates John Peters and Michael Edwards guarantee that your donations will be partly channeled directly to me via an anonymous private savings account at a major Turkish bank, and partly through various Nigerian environmental NGOs, all of which will be passed on to all the relevant earth-saving environmentalist charities around the world in due course! If you're not planning on donating money but are planning on donating any of the items I mentioned above like clothes or food or tennis rackets, then send an email to wowtag-bon8@hotmail.com so I can provide you with contact information concerning the name and address where you can send your donations.
Do NOT try to contact me directly!
