Hello my little jelly beans! Hubby Phil and I visited a friend who read our coffee fortune! It was so much fun that I decided to try my own hand at it! First you have to turn the coffee cup upside down, which I did, but apparently one has to do so carefully – and preferably over the saucer with all of the liquidy bit already consumed! Oops! I hope coffee doesn’t stain! Then you shake it around a bit, but apparently not too violently, and preferably in horizontal circular motions, not up and down with wrist snaps! After wiping some spattering of coffee out of our friend’s hair and face, I proceeded to read her fortune! Goodness, was she in for a shock! The first thing I saw was an enormous mudslide! Massive! It was cascading down from all sides and swallowing her up in a big boggy ocean of sludge! Waves and waves of goopy granulated tragedy awaited her and everything she held dear! It was one massive tar pit that would slowly drown her life! Phil also pointed out an added danger, namely an immense fecal cataract that was slowly descending down from the other side as we looked on in horror! To be claimed by tides of mud and poo is a tragic end indeed! I was getting queasy reading her fortune! And just when we thought it was all over, we saw a fork in the path of the plop storm! That meant that one part of the gigantic glob of doodie would become her own fetid grave, while the other would slowly subsume all her loved ones! I don’t blame her for snatching the cup and telling us to leave! But at least we saw it coming before the bad times hit! See you next month my little rabbit pellets!
